Vacations..!!

This is Sooo beautiful nd true.......

Why Women Cry always when there is no need to cry.......

A little boy asked his mother,"Why are you crying?
""Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said,"And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?
""All women cry for no reason,"was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God.

When God got on the phone, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?
"God said:"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enoughto carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirthand the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep goingwhen everyone else gives up,and take care of her family through sicknessand fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her childrenunder any and all circumstances,even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband throughhis faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband neverhurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengthsand her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed.This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.
"

"You see my son," said God,
"the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
the figure that she carries,
or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes,
because that is the doorway to herheart
- the place where love resides."

Lyf gives u answer in 3 ways...............

it says yes nd gives u wat u want,

it says no nd gives u somthng btr,

it says wait nd gives u d bst..

so choice is urs....

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded:

"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down....

Touching story

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was d riving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy.

'Mister,' he said, 'I want to buy one of your pu ppies.'

'Well,' said the farmer,
as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, 'These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money.'

The boy dropped his head for a moment.
Then reaching deep into his pocket,
he pulled out a handful of change
and held it up to the farmer.

'I've got thirty-nine cents.
Is that enough to take a look?'

'Sure,' said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle.?
'Here, Dolly!' he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran

Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
As the dogs made their way to the fence,

the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....

'I want that one,' the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, 'Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play w ith you like these other dogs would.'

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rol ling up one leg of his trousers.?

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.?

Looking back up at the farmer, he said,
' You see sir, I don't run too well myself,
and he will need someone who understands.'

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.




Holding it carefull y handed it to the little boy.


'How much?' asked the little boy. 'No charge,' answered the farmer, 'There's no charge for love.'

The world is full of people who need someone who understands?

It's National Friendship Week.

Mothers Day

As Mothers day is nearing I wish all dmothers out there a happy mothers day!!

Sardarji's Mom's Letter

Dear banta
Vahe Guru !

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.


P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.~~~~~ ~~~