Vacations..!!

This is Sooo beautiful nd true.......

Why Women Cry always when there is no need to cry.......

A little boy asked his mother,"Why are you crying?
""Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said,"And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?
""All women cry for no reason,"was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God.

When God got on the phone, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?
"God said:"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enoughto carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirthand the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep goingwhen everyone else gives up,and take care of her family through sicknessand fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her childrenunder any and all circumstances,even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband throughhis faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband neverhurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengthsand her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed.This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.
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"You see my son," said God,
"the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
the figure that she carries,
or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes,
because that is the doorway to herheart
- the place where love resides."

Lyf gives u answer in 3 ways...............

it says yes nd gives u wat u want,

it says no nd gives u somthng btr,

it says wait nd gives u d bst..

so choice is urs....

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded:

"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down....

Touching story

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was d riving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy.

'Mister,' he said, 'I want to buy one of your pu ppies.'

'Well,' said the farmer,
as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, 'These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money.'

The boy dropped his head for a moment.
Then reaching deep into his pocket,
he pulled out a handful of change
and held it up to the farmer.

'I've got thirty-nine cents.
Is that enough to take a look?'

'Sure,' said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle.?
'Here, Dolly!' he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran

Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
As the dogs made their way to the fence,

the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....

'I want that one,' the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, 'Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play w ith you like these other dogs would.'

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rol ling up one leg of his trousers.?

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.?

Looking back up at the farmer, he said,
' You see sir, I don't run too well myself,
and he will need someone who understands.'

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.




Holding it carefull y handed it to the little boy.


'How much?' asked the little boy. 'No charge,' answered the farmer, 'There's no charge for love.'

The world is full of people who need someone who understands?

It's National Friendship Week.

Mothers Day

As Mothers day is nearing I wish all dmothers out there a happy mothers day!!

Sardarji's Mom's Letter

Dear banta
Vahe Guru !

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.


P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.~~~~~ ~~~

Life is beautiful!!

If animals start making movies!

HUM SAATH SAATH HAI




MUNNA BHAI MBBS




DEVDAS




DON




DILWAALE DULANHIYA LE JAYENGE





MURDER




BORDER





DHOOM

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~~HAVE a FAITH on GOD~~

~ LoVe Is LiFe ~

Love is just a word untill someone you meet give it a meaning

*Somewhere There's Someone Who Dreams Of Your Smile,
And Finds In Your Presence That Life Is Worth While,
So When You Are Lonely Remember It's True;
Somebody Somewhere Is Thinking Of You

*Love Is Like Quicksand:
The Deeper You Fall In It The Harder It Is To Get Out

*If You Get A Chance To See Him, Your Heart Begins To Dance. Your Life Revolves Around Him, There's Nothing Like Romance

*A guy and a girl can be just friends
but at one point or another one of them will fall for the other,
maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time,
maybe too late or maybe, just maybe ...forever.

*Life is only worth living once
you've found someone worth dying for.

*Age does not protect you from love
but love to some extent protects you from age.

*Love isn't all smiles and laughs for the moment;but crying and fighting for what you beileve is right and willl last forever

*Loving unconditional means
forgiving and learning to live with his imperfections.
Because in the end you'll realize
that's what you love the most.

*Sometimes in love you must accept the fact that what makes the person
you cared about happy might on the other hand leave you so lonely.

*True love is, when everything in the world is going wrong, all you have to do is look at that special person and, suddenly, everything in the world is right again.

*Someday someone might come into your life
and love you the way you've always wanted.
If your someday was yesterday, learn.
If your someday is tomorrow, hope.
If your someday is today, cherish.

*Do you want to know the easiest way to fall in love?
Just associate with all your pleasant experiences with someone,
and disassociate from all the unpleasant ones

Chahe jaane ki kise hasrat nahi hoti,
Magar har kisi ki aisi kismat nahi hoti,

Koi ek hota hai jo sama jaata hai Dil mein,
Har kisise to yun hi Mohabbat nahi hoti,

Pyar kharidna hai to kharido Pyaar se,
Yeh jazba hai anmol iski keemat nahi hoti,

Tum bhool gayi ho to yeh aur baat hai warna,
Bhool jaana har kisi ki aadat nahi hoti,

Unko dekhne se jo milta tha Dil ko saroor,
Ab kisi ko bhi dekhne se woh raahat nahi hoti..!!!

LIFE IS VERY SIMPLE, BUT ONLY IF U KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT.......

Shayari cntd.

Well i couldn't think of anything else to write so thought of continuing this!! Hope u like it:-

STUDY & SHINE,
B GOOD & KIND,
DON’T FORGET THE
*****FRIEND!*****
WHO WROTE THIS LINES!!!!!!!!!!

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein

Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata

Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta

ek bakri thi deewani si ek bakre pe wo marti thi sharmake poonch hilake galiyon se wo gujarti thi janb bhi wo milakarti thi tumhara photo dikha kar poocha karti thi ye bakra kahan milega

sabhi jungli jaanwaroon ko suchit kiya jaata hai ki.......
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.aap to aise dekh rahe hain jaise ki suchna aapko di jaa rahi hai........

log kehte hain ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki gf sar par sawar ho jaye
hum kehte hain ki pyaar aise karo ki gf ki frnd bhi aapke saath fara ho jaaye......

Mr.white and Mrs. white had a black baby.
Mr.white ask Mrs. white "ME WHITE U WHITE , BABY BLACK WHH?"
Mrs. white replied "ME HOT , U HOT , BABY BURN".

Now i do'nt want to get u all bored by more shayari cause i thnk i have posted quite a lot.Next time will come up with something different.But u know ill have to thnk 4 that soo u guys have to wait a lot cause i cant thnk soo fast!!

Sher-o-Shayari

Well just to entertain some Shayari...well dis was 2 entertain myself...u knw tp!!
Actually while writing this i thought should i write a romantic shayari or funny shayari or sad shayari or happy shayari..was really confusd you know...like always!!
Soo i thought of making a mixture of all of them..because the topic is life ..kucch bhi bakwas likh sakte hai..life is bakhwas after all!!

Soo let's start with some romantic shayari and others will continue later:-

Chahat mei aksar aesa hota hai,Dil ko dard wahi deta hai jo dil ke karib hota hai,Majboori ban jati hai inhe bardast karne ki,Kyoki muskil bada inhe dil se door karna hota hai.

Kamaal tere nakhrey,

kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?

Live with No Excuses & Love with No Regrets

when life Give u a Hundred Reasons 2 cry

Show life that U have a Thousand Reasons 2 smile

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !

Ek Yahi Aas Hi Kafi Hai Mere Jeenay Mein
Dil Nahi Aap Dharakte Ho Mere Seenay Mein
Tujh Se Jo Zakham Mile Dil Se Laga Lete Hain
Kitni Lazzat Hai Teri Zaat Ke Ghum Peenay Mein..

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunaye ga
Humko bhi ek shaks yaad aaye ga
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke ghumo ko
Jab aap ke saat guzara waqt yaad aaye ga...

Soo d oda authors of this blog can post more shayaris beacause i have posted really less

or they can do something of their own but it should be related to life..lol!!

Happy!!!!

Don't worry be happy!! After such a sad blog...i don't want u 2 make a swimming pool out of your tears.Soo here are some jokes but b4 tat assure mee tat you are not going to go mad with laughter!!

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.


our class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america..".. ..lol...

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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"half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......

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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"


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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..

"i understand. u understand.computer how understand??

Hope u enjoyed it
Aishwarya

Short story..do read!!

This is a real story.Believe me otherwise you will get to know in the end that u should have!

Before reading this keep a empty bucket handy!!

This is a story about a girl named Varsha( imaginary name ive given) .She is very naughty and chulbuli type. Well she's a bit shy also. She's a blend of everything.She was damn pretty also!

Once she came to a place where she was really happy. She used 2 beam wid joy!!

She had load's of friends there.Actually 4got to mention but she's quite small and that's why the story is a bit kiddish!Yeah soo she had a gang kind of thing there. She used to go to play wid them everyday and used to have loads of fun.But new people came and joint them.She only allowed them all 2 play. Now wat happened is those people came and started dominating.They kicked out old people but nt her. They never told her not to play wid them but she dint play bcuz they were gud @ cricket and soccer and she was not so gud.There were like about 15 guys and only 2 gals. So both the gals left them and played on their own bt still they used 2 have lot's of fun. dono gals thi!! Phir exam's aaya aur koi khelne nayi aaya. Sab padh rahe the.voh bhi nahi gayi khelne. To jab exams khatam ho gaya ...vacations main varsha kii dost out of station gayi.Voh kisi ke saat khel nahi sakti thi.Voh guys ke saat khelne nahi chahti thi kyonki itne saare ladke the aur voh sirf ek ladki.To usko khelne ka mann nahi aaya unke saat. Voh hamesha apni dost kii raah dekhti thi.Usse shayad laga kii dost yahan se hamesha kii liye gayi hai.To usse bahut bura laga.Phir ek din voh road par jaa rahi thi kahi bahar phir usne dekha kii dost ke ghar kaa balcony ka door khula hai aur light bhi chalu hai.To voh khil uthi!Jab ghar pahunchi tab usne phataphat dost ko fone lagaaya lekhin koi usse uthaaya nahi.Phir voh udaas ho gayiy.Usse kucch loneliness ka anubhav hua.Isliye voh din raat iske baare main sochti aur dukhi ho jaati. Maine bataaya tha ni kii voh sundar thi...lekhin voh raunak ab usme nahi hai.Pehle voh kajol jaise sundar aur ab Kangana Ranaut ban gayi hai dukh se! lol! Ab voh soch rahi hai kii usse kyaa karna chahiye- kyaa usse ghar pe baitna chahiye jab tak uski dost vapas nahi aati yaa phir un ladkon ke saat jaakar khellne chahiye yaa phir kucch aur karna chahiye.Aap hi uska madad kijiye..give d ans 2 her q by commenting,

If u dint believe mee @ 1st....fine!!

If u acrually got a bucket 2 hold ure teears................fine!!

But gee...ure dumb!!

thanks

Aishwarya

Intruduction

Okay as d tpc suggests...ill b tlkn abt d ups nd dwns in life!! don turn dis dwn thnkn itz a booorin tpc...well wid mee it cnt b booring!!!!!! lol

well dis tpc we can tlk abt netyn...cuz itz name is lyff.. nd u can tlk abt netyn in lyff.. gud tpc ryt?? noo limit...or ntn out of d tpc here... well v wont tlk abt death newyz!!:)